Anderson Starling

animalstalkinginallcaps:

P90X CAN KISS MY P90ASS. 

SOMEONE FIND MY PHONE. I’M ORDERING PIZZA.

Also, this.

agentmlovestacos:

‘TIS THORSDAY!

Yep.

HAHAHAHAHA

I made this. Reddit loved it. Constitutional (and Bill of Rights) jokes are the best jokes.

I’ve met cats like this.

(via pleatedjeans)

ratsoff:

Phil Jones.

(via nevver.)

Yes. Yes you are.

pleatedjeans:

via

I tried putting it in the freezer. Still tear up.

pleatedjeans:

at the barbershop. via

And men never have to ask if you notice anything different…

bunnyfood:

Raptor Cat

Clever Girl…

ratsoff:

Dirt Off Your Shoulder

Prince William dances with Vanessa Boateng as Kate looks on during a reception at Centrepoint’s Camberwell Foyer on Dec. 21, 2011 in London, England. (Getty)

(today via laughterkey.)

The minute this guy becomes King, I’m moving to England.